Tuesday, February 28, 2006

It starts with you

"It Starts With You..."
There's something sinister about those Crappy Tire commercials.
The father has this permanent facial expression of
"I hate this F----ing family of mine.
I knocked up this nasty bitch of a c---
and she bore me a fat lazy attitudal boy."

Welcome to the family(Ahhh')


Helmut

Vell my boy.

So, you tink you are good enough for my daughter,do you?

Ingaschtingaizink

Daddy. Burt, here says he would do anything for me.

Helmut

Vell, He still breathing.

Ingaschtinaizink

You're right Daddy. I'm sorry Burt, but you are not up to my standards.